Digital Crime File
Personalised with their photo, charges and official verdict.
From £9.99
GET THEIRS →OFFICIAL RECORDS OF UNOFFICIALLY IMPORTANT PETS.
EVERY DOG
HAS A RECORD.
They may look innocent. The evidence says otherwise. Turn your dog's funniest crimes into a personalised Pet Crime File™ they'll never live down.
GET YOUR DOG'S CRIME FILE →Personalised · Digital, print & framed · From £9.99
FOOD THEFT · SOCK THEFT · SOFA OCCUPATION · EXCESSIVE BARKING · EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION
THE EVIDENCE
Choose their sentence.
From an instant digital file to a framed piece of evidence worth putting on display.
Print & Frame
Turn their record into something proudly displayed — or lovingly embarrassing.
From £19.99
SEE OPTIONS →Full Evidence Pack
The complete case-file experience for serious repeat offenders.
£34.99
GET THE PACK →
THE CASE FILE
Looks like a dog.
Reads like a criminal record.
Every file is built around the dog — their photo, their crimes, their criminal classification, threat level and official verdict.
PUT THEM ON RECORD →HOW IT WORKS
From good boy to wanted criminal.
01
Choose your file
Pick digital, print, framed or the full evidence experience.
02
Tell us about them
Give us their name, breed, photo and crimes.
03
Make it official
We turn the evidence into their personalised Paw Bureau record.
FOR DOG PEOPLE
A gift they'll actually laugh at.
For the friend whose dog runs the house, the partner whose sofa has been occupied, or anyone who knows their little angel is absolutely guilty.