HE LOOKS INNOCENT.
HE'S NOT.
Turn your dog's funniest crimes into a personalised Pet Crime File they'll never live down.
Your dog has committed crimes.
You've just never documented them properly. Stealing food. Destroying socks. Taking over your bed. Pretending not to hear you.
Now there's finally an official record.
Some cases we've already investigated...
Swap these placeholders for your finished personalised examples.
From innocent-looking dog to wanted criminal.
Upload
Upload your favourite photo of your dog.
Tell us their crimes
Choose offences and add their hilarious details.
We create the case
We turn everything into their personalised Crime File.
Receive it
Choose digital, print or framed.
Pick the version that suits you.
Digital File
Perfect for sharing, printing yourself or sending as a gift.
MAKE IT OFFICIAL — £9.99 →A3 Print
Bigger. Bolder. Harder for them to deny the evidence.
PUT THEIR CRIMES ON DISPLAY — £24.99 →Full Evidence Pack
- A3 Pet Crime File
- Digital copy
- Personalised mugshot
- Full criminal profile
Premium framed option — from £39.99
Turn their criminal record into a conversation piece.
Tell us about the accused.
Choose your Pet Crime File™ and submit the details we need. Click Continue to Payment to proceed directly to the secure checkout for your selected product.
Know someone whose dog is basically their child?
This makes an unforgettable gift for birthdays, Gotcha Days, Christmas, Dog Mums & Dads, new puppy gifts, Secret Santa and just because.
CREATE A PET CRIME FILE →Apparently, the evidence speaks for itself.
“I bought this for my sister's dog and she absolutely lost it.”
“The crimes were SO accurate 😂”
“Such a funny gift. The quality was much better than I expected.”
One day, you'll look back at this and smile.
Because underneath all the stolen socks, destroyed toys and suspicious kitchen activity...
They're part of your family.
Make their ridiculous little personality something you can keep forever.
So... What's Your Dog Guilty Of?
Personalised • Made from your dog's photo • Digital & print options
CREATE MY DOG'S CRIME FILE →Frequently asked questions.
What photo should I upload?
A clear, well-lit photo where your dog's face is visible works best.
Can I choose my dog's crimes?
Yes. Choose from common offences and add your own hilarious details.
Can I include more than one dog?
Yes — you can include more than one dog in a single Crime File. Just mention this when you submit their details and we'll confirm before we start their case.
Can I see it before it's printed?
Yes — we'll send you a digital preview to approve before anything is printed or framed.
How long does it take?
Digital files are delivered within 24–48 hours of approval. UK prints and framed orders typically arrive within 3–5 working days after your preview is approved.
What sizes are available?
A4, A3 and framed options are planned for this page. Confirm final sizes before publishing.
Can I order it as a gift?
Absolutely. Enter the recipient details during checkout.
What if my photo isn't suitable?
Yes — if your photo isn't quite right for a clean result, we'll get in touch to ask for a different one at no extra cost.
Don't let their criminal history remain undocumented.
Give your dog the reputation they deserve — and create a keepsake you'll laugh about for years.
MAKE MY DOG’S CRIMES OFFICIAL →From £9.99 • Secure Stripe checkout • Personalised just for your dog